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 The Difference between Men and Women.
List of things Girls wish Boys knew. :P

1. Don’t think that just because you didn’t tell us we are never going to find out.
2. Our friends know EVERYTHING.
3. EVERYTHING said to our friends will be told to us. Guaranteed.
4. No matter what we say,we hate your ex-girlfriend. >:)
5. We check our phones every hour to see if you have replied to our texts, then worry if you haven’t. or sad really.
6. The fact you might leave us for another girl keeps us up at night.
7. When we’re not talking to you on MSN, we’re actually waiting for you to talk to us (in a non-snobby way, we want to see if you still care enough to talk to us).
8. When we act sad, we want you to hug us.
9. Our favorite part of the MSN convo is at the end when you say good bye, because that’s the part you say you love us.
10. We actually freak out on what to do during holidays like Valentines Day.
11. We don’t care what our friends think of you, but we do care what your friends think of us.
12. Yes, you might be the reason we failed that Math tests.
13. We are very, very scared of scaring you away.
14. We don’t care about what we talk about, just as long as we have your attention for a few minutes.
15. Of course, we do believe the crap we read in magazines.
16. We have mood swings. Get over it.
17. Everytime you’re around other girls, we worry they are better than us.
18.We don’t want to hear how cool your ex-girlfriend/neighbour/be
st gal friend is.

19. Movies like ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ depress us.
20. We will move mountains on our timetable if it means seeing you.
21. We compare every other guy to you, and you always come out best.
22. We hate it when you go to bars without us.
23. We hate feeling as if we are like any other girl.
24. Don’t brag about other girls liking you, it just makes us insecure.
25. When we say everything is ‘fine’, it generally means everything is absolutely horrible and we are on the brink of falling to pieces.
26. Don’t just say ‘ok’ when we say we don’t want to talk about it.
27. If you want to know something about us, ask our best friend.
28. If you do not hug us, we will not kiss you.
29. We think you are the best guy in the world.
30. We.Will.Kill.You.If.We.See.You.Slow.Dancing. With.Another.Girl.Without.Telling.Us.
---------> seriously, will

31. We really do want you to stick up for us.
32. Compliments. We love them.
33. Be on time. We will think you don’t care if you’re not on time at a certain place.
34. Whether you say (L) or luv or love does matter.
35. We don’t care if you couldn’t come on that date because of the most embarrassing reason in the world, just don’t lie to us.
36. We like cuddling up to you so let us.
37. Silent Treatment + Short Answers + Not Smiling or Laughing + Evil Looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG.
38. You will be classed in our ‘Hate’ list if you forget our birthday.
39. Do not ask what’s wrong. We’ll never tell you we just want you to cuddle us.
40. You need to tell us what you think of us, we don’t make assumptions (apart from ‘OMG HE’S GONE OFF ME HASN’T HE?!’)
41. Telling us that we are pretty will mean absolute LOADS.
42. Do not make fun of us unless we are in a good mood. As insecure as girls go, we take these things very seriously. —
43. If you do end up doing Number 42, you just have to hope we aren’t in a bad mood.
44. Saying something sweet MIGHT get you off the hook. Doing something sweet will ALWAYS get you off the hook.
45.DON’T SAY IT, DO IT!!!
46. We never forget things. Ever. We over-analyze everything. We over-react to everything.
48. When we are mad at you, we aren’t actually mad at you we just want you to apologize so we can start showing we like you again.
49. Please don’t stand 384931491329403 feet away from us. Even if we are scary.
50. Please acknowledge that when we are online when you sign in, we probably have waited ages for you to come online so please make it worthwhile.
51. We do not care if 50,000 other guys declared their love for us if you never do it, none of it matters.
52. We don’t like being used.
53. We like it when you do un-expected nice things.
54. We usually don’t let just any guy make us cry, so if you make us cry, damnnn you must have done something bad…
55. This is the way it works: You don’t give us any attention, we dump you.
It is NOT: You don’t give us any attention, we chase after you. Deal with it.
56. We like it when you are protective of us. It makes us feel special.
57. Unless she is a moronic idiot, a girl who truly loves you will love you for a long, loooooooooooooong time.
58. When we come back from a holiday and brag about how awesome it was, during the entire time there we were probably thinking about you. A lot.
59. No matter where we are or what we are doing, we really want you to hold our hand.
60. And please for the love of God shut up about how fit other girls are. You know we like you and the fact you do this despite you knowing how we feel is just evil.

List of things Boys wish Girls knew. :P

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect gift yet again!
5. If you ask a question you don't want the answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
8. Sunday=Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
9. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
10. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
11. You have enough clothes.
12. You have too many shoes.
13. Crying is blackmail.
14. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
15. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
16. No we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
17. Yes, peeing standing up is harder. We are bound to miss sometimes.
18. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress.
19. Yes and no are perfectly good answers to almost every question.
20. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That is what we do. Sympathy is what girlfriends are for.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. Go see a doctor.
22. Foreign films are for foreigners.
23. Check your oil.
24. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.
25. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
26. No, it does not matter which quiz.
27. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
28. If you won't dress up like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
29. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you angry or sad, we meant the other.
30. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway. It is genetic.
31. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
32. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not both.
33. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during the commercials.
34. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, neither do we.
35. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
36. More women should were Wonderbras and low-cut blouses. We like staring at boobs.
37. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
38. ALL men see only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
39. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
40. If it itches, it will be scratched.
41. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
42. If it is OUR house, I do not understand why MY stuff gets thrown in the closet/attic/basement.
43. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
44. If we ask what is wrong and you say, "Nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
45. If we hear from an old girlfriend, we will briefly fantasize about having sex with her. But do not worry; the fantasy includes you AND her together.

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Source: Mitch Arceo and
Michael Ray Bondoc.
"The Difference between Men and Women." was Posted On: Monday, December 7, 2009 @Monday, December 07, 2009 | 1 lovely comments

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