The Difference between Men and Women.
List of things Girls wish Boys knew. :P1. Don’t think that just because you didn’t tell us we are never going to find out.
2. Our friends know EVERYTHING.
3. EVERYTHING said to our friends will be told to us. Guaranteed.
4. No matter what we say,we hate your ex-girlfriend. >:)
5. We check our phones every hour to see if you have replied to our texts, then worry if you haven’t. or sad really.
6. The fact you might leave us for another girl keeps us up at night.
7. When we’re not talking to you on MSN, we’re actually waiting for you to talk to us (in a non-snobby way, we want to see if you still care enough to talk to us).
8. When we act sad, we want you to hug us.
9. Our favorite part of the MSN convo is at the end when you say good bye, because that’s the part you say you love us.
10. We actually freak out on what to do during holidays like Valentines Day.
11. We don’t care what our friends think of you, but we do care what your friends think of us.
12. Yes, you might be the reason we failed that Math tests.
13. We are very, very scared of scaring you away.
14. We don’t care about what we talk about, just as long as we have your attention for a few minutes.
15. Of course, we do believe the crap we read in magazines.
16. We have mood swings. Get over it.
17. Everytime you’re around other girls, we worry they are better than us.
18.We don’t want to hear how cool your ex-girlfriend/neighbour/be
st gal friend is.
19. Movies like ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ depress us.
20. We will move mountains on our timetable if it means seeing you.
21. We compare every other guy to you, and you always come out best.
22. We hate it when you go to bars without us.
23. We hate feeling as if we are like any other girl.
24. Don’t brag about other girls liking you, it just makes us insecure.
25. When we say everything is ‘fine’, it generally means everything is absolutely horrible and we are on the brink of falling to pieces.
26. Don’t just say ‘ok’ when we say we don’t want to talk about it.
27. If you want to know something about us, ask our best friend.
28. If you do not hug us, we will not kiss you.
29. We think you are the best guy in the world.
30. We.Will.Kill.You.If.We.See
---------> seriously, will
31. We really do want you to stick up for us.
32. Compliments. We love them.
33. Be on time. We will think you don’t care if you’re not on time at a certain place.
34. Whether you say (L) or luv or love does matter.
35. We don’t care if you couldn’t come on that date because of the most embarrassing reason in the world, just don’t lie to us.
36. We like cuddling up to you so let us.
37. Silent Treatment + Short Answers + Not Smiling or Laughing + Evil Looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG.
38. You will be classed in our ‘Hate’ list if you forget our birthday.
39. Do not ask what’s wrong. We’ll never tell you we just want you to cuddle us.
40. You need to tell us what you think of us, we don’t make assumptions (apart from ‘OMG HE’S GONE OFF ME HASN’T HE?!’)
41. Telling us that we are pretty will mean absolute LOADS.
42. Do not make fun of us unless we are in a good mood. As insecure as girls go, we take these things very seriously. —
43. If you do end up doing Number 42, you just have to hope we aren’t in a bad mood.
44. Saying something sweet MIGHT get you off the hook. Doing something sweet will ALWAYS get you off the hook.
45.DON’T SAY IT, DO IT!!!
46. We never forget things. Ever. We over-analyze everything. We over-react to everything.
48. When we are mad at you, we aren’t actually mad at you we just want you to apologize so we can start showing we like you again.
49. Please don’t stand 384931491329403 feet away from us. Even if we are scary.
50. Please acknowledge that when we are online when you sign in, we probably have waited ages for you to come online so please make it worthwhile.
51. We do not care if 50,000 other guys declared their love for us if you never do it, none of it matters.
52. We don’t like being used.
53. We like it when you do un-expected nice things.
54. We usually don’t let just any guy make us cry, so if you make us cry, damnnn you must have done something bad…
55. This is the way it works: You don’t give us any attention, we dump you.
It is NOT: You don’t give us any attention, we chase after you. Deal with it.
56. We like it when you are protective of us. It makes us feel special.
57. Unless she is a moronic idiot, a girl who truly loves you will love you for a long, loooooooooooooong time.
58. When we come back from a holiday and brag about how awesome it was, during the entire time there we were probably thinking about you. A lot.
59. No matter where we are or what we are doing, we really want you to hold our hand.
60. And please for the love of God shut up about how fit other girls are. You know we like you and the fact you do this despite you knowing how we feel is just evil.
List of things Boys wish Girls knew. :P
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect gift yet again!
5. If you ask a question you don't want the answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
8. Sunday=Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
9. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
10. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
11. You have enough clothes.
12. You have too many shoes.
13. Crying is blackmail.
14. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
15. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
16. No we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
17. Yes, peeing standing up is harder. We are bound to miss sometimes.
18. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress.
19. Yes and no are perfectly good answers to almost every question.
20. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That is what we do. Sympathy is what girlfriends are for.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. Go see a doctor.
22. Foreign films are for foreigners.
23. Check your oil.
24. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.
25. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
26. No, it does not matter which quiz.
27. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
28. If you won't dress up like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
29. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you angry or sad, we meant the other.
30. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway. It is genetic.
31. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
32. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not both.
33. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during the commercials.
34. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, neither do we.
35. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
36. More women should were Wonderbras and low-cut blouses. We like staring at boobs.
37. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
38. ALL men see only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
39. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
40. If it itches, it will be scratched.
41. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
42. If it is OUR house, I do not understand why MY stuff gets thrown in the closet/attic/basement.
43. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
44. If we ask what is wrong and you say, "Nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
45. If we hear from an old girlfriend, we will briefly fantasize about having sex with her. But do not worry; the fantasy includes you AND her together.
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Source: Mitch Arceo and Michael Ray Bondoc.
A Real Boyfriend. :)
When she stares at your mouth,Kiss her.
When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb-ass
it's because she thinks shes stronger than you,
Grab her and dont let go.
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her.
When she's quiet,
Ask her whats wrong.
When she ignores you,
Give her your attention.
When she pulls away,
Pull her back.
When you see her at her worst,
Tell her she's beautiful.
When you see her start crying,
Just hold her and don't say a word. Hug her.
When you see her walking,
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared,
Protect her.
When she steals your favorite hoodie,
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
When she teases you,
Tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer for a long time,
reassure her that everything is okay.
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up.
When she says that she loves you,
she really does more than you can understand.
When she grabs at your hands,
Hold hers and play with her fingers.
When she bumps into you,
bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret,
keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes,
dont look away until she does.
When she reposts this bulletin,
she wants you to read it.
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.
- When she says she's ok don't believe it.
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
- Let her know she's important.
- Don't talk about other girls around her
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose ass am i kicking today baby?"
Moving on.. ( A post dedicated to my best friend. :P)
The quote was from the movie, "ONE MORE CHANCE." When I first heard it, it made me think. Every single day we hurt the person we love. No matter how much they tell us that they're happy, they still and will always feel a slight pain.
The past can always be forgiven, but never forgotten. We love to heal other's wounds. Time is the only medicine we can offer them. Courteousness and care is only one of the few things we can do to mend their hearts.
We love, we get hurt, we move on, but do not forget the past we decided to leave behind. Instead, we should cherish those memories.
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Quote from one of my stories, "Losing the Us."
“When an emotional injury takes place, the body begins a process as natural as the healing of a physical wound. Let the process happen, trust that nature will do the healing. Let the time pass, and when it passes, you’ll be stronger, happier, more sensitive and aware.”
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"Time Will Pass, and When it Passes"
Time will pass, and when it passes,
Wounds will heal in your heart,
You’ll become stronger, happier, more aware,
Now that you’re apart.
Time will pass and when it passes,
You’ll learn to smile again.
You’ll learn to laugh, be with yourself
And mingle while you can.
Time will pass and when it passes,
you’ll realise that it’s done.
All the tears and all the pain,
Will finally be gone.
Hence the tears that streak your face,
Feel the tenderness, it’s mild.
Hold your head up, have the grace of an adult,
And leave behind the grief of a child.
Time will pass and when it passes,
You’ll become whole once more.
Not half a couple, no longer holding a hand,
And find what you’re worth for.
Nurture the past and after a while,
You’ll smile and say “I made it through,
Something that was almost impossible to overcome,
But, now I’m glad I’m over you.”
And as time will pass and when it passes,
You will learn to love again and forget,
the bitter past that once fooled you,
And that person you once met.
Wounds will heal in your heart,
You’ll become stronger, happier, more aware,
Now that you’re apart.
Time will pass and when it passes,
You’ll learn to smile again.
You’ll learn to laugh, be with yourself
And mingle while you can.
Time will pass and when it passes,
you’ll realise that it’s done.
All the tears and all the pain,
Will finally be gone.
Hence the tears that streak your face,
Feel the tenderness, it’s mild.
Hold your head up, have the grace of an adult,
And leave behind the grief of a child.
Time will pass and when it passes,
You’ll become whole once more.
Not half a couple, no longer holding a hand,
And find what you’re worth for.
Nurture the past and after a while,
You’ll smile and say “I made it through,
Something that was almost impossible to overcome,
But, now I’m glad I’m over you.”
And as time will pass and when it passes,
You will learn to love again and forget,
the bitter past that once fooled you,
And that person you once met.
DID YOU KNOW THAT..
1. The word BOOKKEEPER is the only word that has the most double-letters that come after another.- How could I NOT know this? :3 I actually attempted to memorize the whole oxford english dictionary, and yet I had no idea about this. HOW?! WHY?!
2. The first puck used in ice hockey was a frozen piece of cow dung.
- LOL. Okay, it's actually a good thing I didn't know this.
3. A bowling pin needs to only tilt 7.5 degrees in order to fall down.
- What? I don't know how to do this. o.o
4. Over 820,000 golf balls are sold worldwide every day.
- GOLF BALLS were a hit? WTH!
5. The size of our eyes were the same since birth.
- Oh. My. Goodness. I totally thought our eyes grow. AHAHA.
6. It is estimated that you’ll spend a year of your life looking for lost objects.
- AHAHA. Well, it's so understandable.
7. The average person spends two years of his or her life on the phone.
- Myca and I probably spent more than 2 years. :3
8. Early bras were made form two handkerchiefs tied together by ribbon.
- I could imagine myself wearing something like that!
9. The plastic bits on the ends of shoelaces are called aglets.
- that was a word? :3
10. Most lipsticks contains fish scales.
- Is this actually true?
11. Men didn’t wear underwear until the 16th century.
- AHAHAHA. The eff! It's a good thing they discovered underwear after that.
12. On average, 100 people choke to death every year on ball-point pens. And beware of toothpicks. They are the objects most often choked on by Americans.
- This is the ultimate proof that Americans are idiots. :3
13. You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
- How does this happen again? :3
14. You are more likely to be killed by a donkey than in a plane crash.
- I normally see donkeys in movies, and they kick the rider off. That's probably why.
15. About 1000 people commit suicide on any one day.
- Aw. :(
16. Three times more men commit suicide than women. But three times more women attempt suicide than men.
- yay? This is so true. :3
17. Each day is longer than the previous one by 0.00000002 sec. This works out at 13 sec. each century.
- Does that mean our clocks show wrong times? :3
18. A French bride was arrested at her wedding reception in 1995 for stabbing her new husband with the knife they had just used to cut the wedding cake.
- For better or for Worse? haha.
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Well, I have to say, there are MILLIONS of things in this world that are surprisingly unbelievable. Somehow, I kind of laughed at these facts. (Except for the sad ones.) Did you know about these? :3 Post comments if you knew any of them. ;)
Things I find Ironic.
This is actually a picture taken from a school in Arizona. First things first, if he knew that it was IMAGINARY, then why would he EFFIN put that sign up in the first place? Sometimes, children really NEED friends to wake up from their world of imagery.
Secondly, even if he did have an imaginary friend, he would have drawn some parts of his face. (Oh the stupidity. It's killing me.)
Lastly, who would name their imaginary friend STEVE?! (Who is he?! the guy from BLUES CLUES?!)
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A reason why you should all hide your crushes, boyfriends and guys that are extremely good-looking. Oh. My. God. I'm quite thankful I wasn't a guy. Because if I was, then they would kill me too. =))
Aww. That's actually true. And I find it ironic. I totally eat a huge bowl of ice cream whenever I'm sad.
On our first break-up, I became suicidal. (You wouldn't wanna know what I actually did just because of the break-up.) I did whatever an emo person could do. The bitterness of the break-up was worse than a thousand gulps of ampalaya. (Really. I'm bad an Analogy.)
Though it was horrible, ice-cream really helped me with recovering. For some reason, it stopped that lump inside my throat and prevented me from crying.
Beer doesn't help me though. I'm not a man. Only men drink their guts out whenever they're upset. But then I guess everyone has their own type of medicine for heartache. For me, it's ice-cream, friends and a whole lot of fun.
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THE IRONY IS KILLING ME.
Name: Angel Tolosa
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